MOMMY PORN
So I was looking for a good book while on my “Change of Venue” down at the Jersey Shore and I happened upon the title “Fifty Shades of Gray.” I have always been interested in dull colors, so I downloaded this book onto my Nook.
OMG…this book is not about dull colors at all. It has almost no discernible plot, and based on pages 116, 218, and 276 it might be pornographic. It might be except the porn is as dull as the title. Apparently this book is all the rage. It is called Mommy Porn as it seems to be just literary enough for respectable moms to read without any guilt, but clearly its sole purpose is titillation.
I guess “Fifty Shades” can be a titillating book, but compared to a guy’s porn book like “Lulu Does Everything With Everybody” it is indeed very mild. In “Lulu” the good parts are on pages 3-326. I suggest you skip 1 and 2 and the last page, 327, is also boring.
“Fifty Shades of Gray” is to porn as a Sloe Gin fizz is to drinking. It will get you there but it takes a long time and there is a good chance you will feel a bit sick in the morning.
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