Friends, Bro-mans, Bumptrymen, lend me your hand ...
... and I shall lead you to the Beer Cave.
Cast your eyes not upon the most terrifying sighting of this All Hallow's Eve season ...
... and instead hail our little green plastic men as they pray to the Wall God.
Swaddle thyself in a hand-knit scarf ...
.. and behold Brian, who hath so aptly evoked the power of the mighty wolf!
Fear not the dreaded Laundromat, with it's terrible innards exposed for all to see ...
... and instead enjoy a pumpkin souffle or a hazelnut coffee.
Take care not to drop your S ...
... else things might end poorly for your noggin.
Relax before the mysterious Squaw Rock ...
... for lastly, be you a Turkey or BONELESS or HOT ...
... this story ends with a bag of plastic, a book of wet and one lorn shoe.
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